Your Weekly Top Ten Is Taking Bets On How Long It Takes Roger Stone To Flip On Trump

YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!

What a year we had yesterday! We're going to get right to it because ZZZZZZ, but here's a fun article for you to read from Gabe Sherman about how Roger Stone, who swears he'd never flip on Trump, will probably flip by next Tuesday, because people like that aren't actually loyal, just like Trump isn't loyal.

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Shall we count down the top ten stories of the week? We shall.

Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:

10. A 2020 Democratic Primary Primer, For Kids!   

9. Look Out, Chuck 'N' Nancy, President WALL Made A SPEECH 

8. Forget Trump. Let's Have Some NICE THINGS.   

7. Michael Cohen's So Excited! He's So Excited! He's So ... SCARED!   

6. Trump Idiots 'Debunk' Michael Cohen Story By Shrieking HAW HAW BUZZFEED SUX!   

5. Pelosi To Trump: Get Fucked, Orange Loser 

4. Relax, Everyone: Donald Trump Is Still A Fucking Criminal   

3. This Is The Future Republicans Want: MAGA Brats Mock Native American Drummer, Just To Be Assholes.   

2. Laura Loomer Storming The Stage At The Women's March Almost As Cringey As The Time She Threw Herself At A Nazi   

1. Lara Trump To Furloughed Workers: Drop Dead   

There you go! Those are good stories!

Let's see, anything else?

Nope.

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