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Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
10. Nancy Pelosi: Oh, You Want An Impeachment Vote? Let Me Shove That Up You.
8. Katie Hill Was In The Closet Making Babies And I Saw One Of The Babies And The Baby Looked At Me!
7. Meme-Famous Anti-Immigrant Lady Arrested For Stealing An Elderly Person's Hotel Points
6. Donald Trump Personally Killed Head Of ISIS, So Suck It, Obama.
5. In Which Jane Fonda Gives Her BAFTA Award Acceptance Speech Mid-Arrest
4. No Scott Walker, YOU Look Like The Empty Shelves Of Grocery Stores In Many Socialist Countries!
3. Tulsi Gabbard Puts On Her Robe And Her Wizard Hat
2. Senate's Dumbest Republican Up To Ass In Trump-Ukraine Scandal
1. Bill Barr SWEARS Clownshow Investigation Into Trump's Deep State Fantasies Led By Actual Grownup
Those are good stories!
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IANAL, but,There are only specific circumstances where you can be compelled to answer, you can invoke a right to silence. This is often interpreted as refusing to answer all questions, including as to your identity. If you answer any questions to the court you can be considered to have waived it.Pleading the 5th is regarding self incrimination, so while not legally an admission of guilt, is effectively an admission that something crimey might have happened.The Executive Privilege argument is just fuzzy. There are rules for keeping Secrets, but there are Secret Courts to deal with them. The idea that the President is not subject to the law is, novel, I think is the terminology. The idea that because you worked for the President that you are forbidden from following the courts direction is probably not going to fly even at SCOTUS. You can argue that the answers contain National Security info and that no-one without TS:CI can know it, but there is a process to handle that too.
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