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Hey Wonkers! Top Ten post! And more pictures of Wonkette Toddler!

We have literally nothing else to say, our brain is now dead. How dead? We wrote in a post this week that the governor of New York is Mario Cuomo, because apparently we have forgotten what decade we live in. If we refer to the governor of New York as "Rivers Cuomo" anytime soon, call the doctor.

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Ready to count down the top stories? Yes, you are.

Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:

10. We've Got Some AI-Generated Nice Things For You Today. Isn't That Nice?   

9. Ohio Psyched To Test Out New Forced Birth Law On 11-Year-Old Rape Victim   

8. Trump Retweeted A Bunch Of Professional Bigots This Morning, Which Should Surprise No One   

7. Who Put These Pubes All Over My First Amendment?   

6. The President's Brain Fell Out Again, Anybody Got A Bucket And A Mop?   

5. Jacob Wohl Spits Up Own Dick Again   

4. Was It Jerry Falwell Jr. In The Outhouse With The Pool Boy? DOES WONKETTE WIN THE GAME OF 'CLUE'?   

3. Jerk Landlady Refused To Rent To Muslim Tenants, Now Owes Them $675K   

2. AND YET SHE PERSISTED In Reading Mueller Report Right To Mitch McConnell's Dumb Face   

1. Donald Trump Don't Want A Pickle, Just Wants To Ride His Motor-Sickle 

Hooray, those are very good stories!

Here's another kid picture:

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