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Sorry, guys, you know we love writing you the top ten stories and stuff, but lately we are so exhausted when we write this thing (at the end of the Friday) and we are so anxious to get to the important work of drinking and napping (not at the same time ... OR IS IT?) that we just don't have much to say at you! We promise we will become interesting again, at some point in the future. Hooray, let's count down some top ten stories of the week!
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Ready to count down the top stories? Yes, you are.
Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
1. Do Y'all See What Nancy Pelosi Is Doing Yet? (Yep! Two weeks in a row!)
Hooray, those are very good stories!
One more kid pic:
OK that's all, goodbye, go with God, etc.
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