Your Weekly Top Ten Is ... Um, Whatever
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Your Weekly Top Ten Is ... Um, Whatever
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Sorry, guys, you know we love writing you the top ten stories and stuff, but lately we are so exhausted when we write this thing (at the end of the Friday) and we are so anxious to get to the important work of drinking and napping (not at the same time ... OR IS IT?) that we just don't have much to say at you! We promise we will become interesting again, at some point in the future. Hooray, let's count down some top ten stories of the week!
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Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
10. Angelina Jolie's Dad Rambles Incoherently About How Much He Loves Donald Trump
9. Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Shit. And Now You Have To Defend Him.
7. Roadrunners Are Real, And They're Spectacular!
6. Happy Memorial Day From Donald Trump, Who Loves America More Than You Do
5. Robert Mueller Has One More Thing To Say About Bill Barr's Lies. A WEIRD THING.
4. Seb Gorka's Mustang Is Firin' On All 4 Cylinders Right Now!
3. The Week In Garbage Men: No Country For Old Pick-Up Artists
2. Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY!
1. Do Y'all See What Nancy Pelosi Is Doing Yet? (Yep! Two weeks in a row!)
Hooray, those are very good stories!
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Your Weekly Top Ten Is ... Um, Whatever
I appreciate you putting some thought into this. And I would LIKE to become a Unix geek (or at least user) but haven't made the jump, primarily because of my bookkeeping scene, in which I use Quickbooks. But I have revamped a few older machines as Ubuntu towers, and like the platform. I've already dumped Photoshop and Illustrator for GIMP and Inkscape, in hopes of a Windows-free future at some point. I don't hate Windows all that much, but I'd rather not be glued to that particular company.
In any case, your ideas help a lot, and thank you so much for the input.
Well, to be truthful, I detest Linux almost as much as I do Windows, but since I write software for it I have to use it, at least for testing. I would never recommend Linux to anyone as a desktop operating system.
I actually write the software, and do my bookkeeping, and graphics, and wonking, on Macs, because I'm quite happy to pay for the convenience of an excellent GUI combined with a real Unix command line.
Ubuntu can certainly handle the shared-folder aspect of what I propose, but I can't comment on HP scanner support - HP is very Windows-centric - even their Mac support leaves something to be desired.
The Windows => Mac transition is a costly one, no question about it, but if you can afford it I recommend it highly.