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John Thorstensen's avatar

Upvote for "Herr Fuenfundvierzig". Ausgezeichnet!

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That crept me out a bit too.

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Rutabaga is the vegetable that, when multiplied by itself, yields baga.

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Ben Franklin says go for it:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

Just be sure you read biographies of five founding fathers -- it's part of the bargain apparently.

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Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

If you forgot the /snark tag, you might edit. If not snark, then a hearty "fuck off!" is in order.

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Torby's mom's avatar

Yes, he is a much better dancer than Broderick. I was lazy and just linked to the first one that popped up.

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CripesAmighty's avatar

Iirc, Germany has, like Japan, a non-interventionist policy, but will provide assistance to official NATO and UN missions if requested.

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Yep! In 2003 with Kristin Chenoweth. It's a pretty good version. I was surprised at how well I liked it.

http://www.imdb.com/title/t...

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CripesAmighty's avatar

I would like to invade just about anywhere, but old poorz are persona non grata.

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Link ain't workin' but you can pull it up on YouTube. The babies are All Over those boxes, while Pummy just eyerolls.

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puredog's avatar

At least I'm not my best friend, who had to put down her 17 y/o chihuahua Curly last night. Tae Curly.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

Two Russian Prostitutes, One Bed was the original title.

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Smart black Lab.

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theCryptofishist's avatar

At some point they weren't permitted to fight, although the Bundeswehr existed. Maybe only to put weird surplus into Army Navy stores, however.

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"Pants?"

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CripesAmighty's avatar

Yeah. They resold all those extra Kubelwagens to California beach bunnies as 'The Thing'.

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