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Hello, Wonkers! It is time for your weekly top ten post, where we count down the top ten posts. We are very tired after this shit news week, but we want you to know we love you MANY TIMES, especially for the way you played whack-a-troll in the comments of that Sarah Huckabee Sanders thing, which is your number one story of the week OBVIOUSLY. We love you. We mean it.
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We shall now count down the top 10 stories of the week, chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
4. New York Times’s Nazi Profile Was Better In Original German. Ugh, what fuckery.
5. Donald Trump Fucks Himself Live On Twitter: A Play In Three Acts. Oh, the hilarity!
6. Sorry, Mr. Limbaugh, Thanksgiving Doesn’t Celebrate Pilgrims’ Triumph Over Socialism. Let's learn about the true meaning of the holiday!
7. Matt Lauer A Harassing Pervert??? FETCH ME MY SMELLING SALTS, Said No Woman Ever. Uh huh, it was such a shock.
8. Give Sarah Huckabee Sanders A Break? The Fuck We Will. Because we had to say it again.
So there you go. Those are your top ten most clicked upon stories, according to Beyoncé. They are very good stories!
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