Your Weekly Top Ten Makes This Face When We See Rudy Giuliani On TV
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It's true, that face that Wonkette Toddler is making is the exact face we make when we see Rudy Giuliani go on TV and say all the crimes.
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Stories chosen as usual by Beyoncé:
10. Oh Nothing, Just Trump Asking Rex Tillerson To Commit Crimes In The Oval Office For Rudy Giuliani
9. SNL's Elizabeth Warren Is Into BDSM -- Bank Destroyin' And Savin' Medicare
8. Any Trumps Or Trump Retainers Wanna Whine About People 'Profiting' Off The Presidency?
7. Quid Pro Qu-OOOOLY SHIT! Let's Read Some State Department Texts About Trump's Ukraine Crimes!
5. 'Praise Jesus, Trey Gowdy Said YES!' And Other News From Trump's Very Smart Impeachment Lawyers
4. Rudy Giuliani And Lindsey Graham Gonna Impeach The Impeachers With UKRAINIAN SCIENCE FACTS!
3. Chuck Todd Devours Another GOP Senator, Please Sir May He Have Another?
1. BALL QUEEN.
Those are good stories!
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Oh, I know. My mom was from the south and I have a few genuine fundies in the family. They are all about proselytizing the furrins, especially in the Muslim world. But underneath their mindless, yay Jesus crap, is a deep core of condescension.