Your Weekly Top Ten May Or May Not Be At War With North Korea
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OH HI WONKERS. We are going to say you a secret right now, and it is that we write this post on Friday afternoon and are probably sleeping when it self-publishes itself BY MAGIC SORCERY at 10: 30 on Saturday morning. So, when you read this, we will either be Not At War with North Korea, or we will be At War with North Korea, because Donald Trump failed one of the most ginormous tests of the U.S. American presidency, which is "CAN YOU PLEASE KEEP US OUT OF A WAR WITH NORTH KOREA PLZ THANK YOU?" So! Anyway, we will count down our top ten stories of the week in this post, because that's how this post works, and also we will watch the above video, of Wonkette Baby Toddler Human carrying her lantern.
Your Weekly Top Ten May Or May Not Be At War With North Korea
Your Weekly Top Ten May Or May Not Be At War…
Your Weekly Top Ten May Or May Not Be At War With North Korea
OH HI WONKERS. We are going to say you a secret right now, and it is that we write this post on Friday afternoon and are probably sleeping when it self-publishes itself BY MAGIC SORCERY at 10: 30 on Saturday morning. So, when you read this, we will either be Not At War with North Korea, or we will be At War with North Korea, because Donald Trump failed one of the most ginormous tests of the U.S. American presidency, which is "CAN YOU PLEASE KEEP US OUT OF A WAR WITH NORTH KOREA PLZ THANK YOU?" So! Anyway, we will count down our top ten stories of the week in this post, because that's how this post works, and also we will watch the above video, of Wonkette Baby Toddler Human carrying her lantern.