OH HEY WONKERS! How is your Saturday morning? Ours is fine, allegedly. And no, we do not mean in the headline that Wonkette toddler human woman might be hungover right now. We mean OURSELVES. We might not be, but, you know, Trump's America and it's the weekend, so it's entirely possible. Anyway, wanna do this countdown doohickey?
I go to the doctor's office, and always request that the receptionist give me my pap smear, because she's "not a doctor." Makes sense, when you don't think about it
I know. It just brought me extreme sadness, and brought back memories of a friend who had committed suicide. I really hate to think of people being alone and hopeless.
Now you're going to start me crying. Haven't heard a thing since I left last night, but I honestly hope he found someone to help him, someone to talk to at least. I'd like to believe he did, and that he'll be back soon to talk to us.
I just wish there was something we could have done. My dream has been to build affordable housing for so long, but I've been stymied for lack of funds. I feel like if I could have gotten it done sooner I could have helped Snarkbot and Sardonicuss. George W. Bush literally ruined all of my plans.
I go to the doctor's office, and always request that the receptionist give me my pap smear, because she's "not a doctor." Makes sense, when you don't think about it
Damn. Please don't take this on you. You have done nothing wrong.
That USED to be called a psychiatric hospital.
Is that Wonket toddler playing with Wonket neices? CAN SUCH A THING EVEN BE ALLOWED TO HAPPEN?!
Yeah, I remember them from when I was a kid.
I know. It just brought me extreme sadness, and brought back memories of a friend who had committed suicide. I really hate to think of people being alone and hopeless.
Someone who is almost as cute Wonkette toddler: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...
I of course don't mean that dork on the right. But Matt the Cruise Director, who I GOT TO STAND NEAR! (Swoon! ❤❤❤❤❤❤) H-O-T-T am I right?
I just interviewed for a new job. If I get it, I promise that I'll sign on for monthly donations to Wonkette. I love you guys
*hugs* You are such a caring person.
No, no cheesy campus keggers for Donna Rose!
Now you're going to start me crying. Haven't heard a thing since I left last night, but I honestly hope he found someone to help him, someone to talk to at least. I'd like to believe he did, and that he'll be back soon to talk to us.
Allegedly has a dick.
Excellent point.
Good luck!
I hope he will, too. I wish I knew what town he lived in, so I could look at the local newspaper.
Thank you, that means a lot to me.
I just wish there was something we could have done. My dream has been to build affordable housing for so long, but I've been stymied for lack of funds. I feel like if I could have gotten it done sooner I could have helped Snarkbot and Sardonicuss. George W. Bush literally ruined all of my plans.