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JollyRogerMexico's avatar

I'll keep saying it: Jaime Diamond is going to run for public office. His PR Department is in overdrive.

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Daniel's avatar

I think they might, like the population of Pitcairn exists. It's there, but whether it's large enough to influence anything is a different issue..

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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

If it weren't for dexies, I have no dex at all.

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яовэят ёскэят 😘's avatar

If they had not harbored the people who flew planes into our buildings we would not have needed to change that regime.

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CptnEng2311's avatar

Agreed.

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Virgiebeach's avatar

/\ YAAASSS ! XD

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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

Senator Professor Warren had some good merch back when she was runnin' for president. Her "Billionaire Tears" mug was a bestseller. I think that one was based on Jaime Dimon's ACTUAL ON CAMERA TEARS at the thought that TWO CENTS on the dollar might be taken away from him.

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Grumpy Old Man's avatar

The Afghans offered him up just before the first attack; then we had him on the run and could have caught him but Bush et al pivoted to Iraq

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Grumpy Old Man's avatar

I saw them live back in the day

Bailiff, whack his peepee

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Bobathonic's avatar

Whar Lemmiwinks?

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Howie Pollet's avatar

It tunneled deep and far.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Still on his epic journey.

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The Wanderer's avatar

When the Chairman of the fucking Joint Chiefs starts to worry, it's fucking time to do something.

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Mavenmaven's avatar

HAHAHA, a Kremlin "leak" regarding the "peepee" tape

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Daniel's avatar

Don't think about what would embarrass a normal person, that's pointless. Think about what would embarrass Trump. Anything sex related is going to be fine- literally anything. His base will cheer on any sex act, even rape, he's been recorded doing or else they will simply claim the footage is faked or they will do both: say it's not real and even if it was there's nothing wrong with it.

It's not a pee tape.

If it's anything it's something that would shame Trump, and that is something that most people probably won't give a shit about like bank statements showing he's only a millionaire or a birthday card he actually bought and wrote for his wife.

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lucidamente's avatar

When does Doocy ask about Kamala Harris and her Pilot pens?

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