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Satanic Pancake's avatar

MTG's voice is like nails on a chalkboard. Makes it easier for me to completely ignore whatever she says.

Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

Profiteering is bad! WWII saw profiteers publicly shamed and punished. "Greatest generation" had no time for corporate greed.

FlemmishSpy's avatar

I don't watch, but I wonder if they ever show Doocy getting hosed by Psaki

Ryan Denniston's avatar

No one cares about the debt limit. BUT! Hypothetically...

Goin Green's avatar

1. It would fuck up the liberal drinking game if she stopped calling on him.2. The crowd of staffers would no longer gather around a TV in the back and say, "SSSS, OOHH, BURN!!!!"

Goin Green's avatar

If we could catch it, we'd kill it... but I said that about the chupacabra back in '88 and we still ain't found him!

Lordpnut's avatar

Sometimes they're not mutually exclusive - like a pool shark pocketing the 8-ball, and then parking the cue in her bra.

Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

Shot question girl need to GTFO of the room and never be allowed back in!

Flashman's avatar

Doocey is too overcome by grief to ask about Fox's "tree?!"

Goin Green's avatar

I just paid $7 for a cup of coffee with some foamy milk in it... I'm not sure we can tell them from the normal corporations anymore...

MzNicky in East Jesus, TN's avatar

Q: Are we going to end up getting too many shots?A: Uh β€” huh?

FlemmishSpy's avatar

Losing a loved one is almost as bad as losing your home.

Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

OMG! Jen don't take prisoners with TV "economist".

Sick Burn Sister!