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bobbert's avatar

Your logical flow is remarkably .... pendulum-like.

FeloniousMonk's avatar

Yes. Yes Dok, it was, and with the kick of an ostrich. I think I'll whistle on my way home, and possibly caper and kick up my heels. Thank you, snowpoint.

fuflans's avatar

with a fair bit of debbie does buttsechs for good measure.

fuflans's avatar

now this is a thing we should do: pretend to be all literary, get drunk and bitch about authority.

oh, wait, that's what we already do.

fuflans's avatar

i have never seen brooke gladstone.

she looks exactly like brooke gladstone.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Boy, the idea of a Wonkette Book Page certainly sounds familiar.

JerseyGrl, I got your back on this one!

PubOption's avatar

Bring back the Wasilla Public Library Photo!

FeloniousMonk's avatar

There are versions for Mac and Windows computers, and the cloud reader which works in a browser and is also available for Linux (where I know it works). See <a href="http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/feature.html\?ie=UTF8&amp\;docId=1000493771" target="_blank">here</a>.

bobbert's avatar

One weird trick (pony)?

Fartknocker's avatar

Can I write a paper instead and have my fellow wonketters critique it for accuracy? For example, I am willing to prepare a 1,000 word treatise titled "Sarah Palin - Why Fucktard Is Not A Strong Enough Adjective."

Bezoar's avatar

Problem: I barely have the patience left to make it all the way through a Wonkette post before I zzzzz......