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What you're looking for is Analytical Geometry. Or possibly complex-number theory. Or go straight to four dimensions, which I suppose is quadronometry.

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Mandalay Bay is, indeed, pretty amazing.

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Gosh, that was good.

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Um, even republicans know by now that newt is deranged.

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Can you hire a Squatch?

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He's still breathing, and married to a very rich woman?

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Really, don't ever change.

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Too subtle.

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Almost 40 replies is great.

Having your reply get more thumbs up than my original post, not so much.

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Twice is a trend.

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"As long as you are expecting logical, rational, consistent thought processes from the Amurrican Public <i>and Republican Party</i>, you will be in pain."

-fixed.

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Look, if Rebecca ever decides to have an award for "Comment of the Year", she's gonna have to call it the "Barb". And I'm hoping it will be a knitted replica of Miss Mookie (because I'm sorta perverse).

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Will you be back before OzWinter?

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Wait, what?

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Easy for you to say.

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Josh: 68 percent think we're giving too much in foreign aid and 59 percent think it should be cut. Will: You like that stat. Josh: I do. Will: Why? Josh: Because 9 percent think it's too high and shouldn't be cut!! Nine percent of the respondents couldn't fully get their arms around the question.

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