After at least seven voter "outreaches" apiece from all 37 FEC-registered presidential campaigns, your humble Wonkette team is ready to keep spreading the Good News, right up til the networks drag the last formaldehyde-reeking pundit out of storage. (Laura Ingraham was just on-air so it shouldn't be too much longer actually.) Shit's getting real, y'all!
After the President wins Florida, the Very Serious People can start the conversation about how the media's lust for a horse race is misinforming, if not demonstrably harming, the country...
<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=ZjSEVSvDkhw" target="_blank">Yessir</a>.
Yes.
Faux gives Ohio to Bamz!!!
It&#039;s over.
Prez. Re-elect B. Barry Bamz.
Suck it!
Faux concedes!!!!!!!!!
Whew !
And John McCain is part of the world, therefore...
After the President wins Florida, the Very Serious People can start the conversation about how the media&#039;s lust for a horse race is misinforming, if not demonstrably harming, the country...
Christ - who is that whiny little weasel on Faux?
The asshole with the hideous green tie and red plastic glasses, who&#039;s carrying on about Benghazi being worse than Watergate.
Go Go Miami/Dade !
I assume he has a way of shutting his whole campaign down.
Some of it is, some of it isn&#039;t.
We all thank you, because she is fairly awesome, in addition to not being Tommy Thompson.
Tweety says McCaskill wanted Akin as an opponent enough to contribute her own campaign funds to his.
I&#039;m crazy for Son of Cole.