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While I've never got to play with them I do enjoy the ability of modern health care to allow women to purchase bolt-on breasts of a size and style they desire. And you are correct, I do enjoy looking at the women when I fly through Skyharbor airport.

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You misspelled "Boston" there. Three times.

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Agree. We should do a ATX meet-up at The Tavern, 12th/N. Lamar. Excellent pub grub and distilled spirits.

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Tribbz

I had the shingles in my 30s and it sucked. I hope your meds are working and get well.

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yes!yes!yes!

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chow yun flat gets a kiss from me.

;)

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come on down and join us monsieur!

i'm losing mr fuflans to MN this w/e. this will be a fair exchange.

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please do not hold this downtown or anywhere near joe fucking walsh.

unless some of you feel stabby.

(i mean stabby with words of course.)

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yes i mean downtown.

i would vote four moon or konaks. but then i would, wouldn't i?

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"You get a thingy, and you get a thingy, and you get a thingy.... "

So it's <i>that</i> kind of party.

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I took the cheap route. I crossed out Target on my tote bag and wrote in Wonkette with a black marker and glued some sparkles on it.

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I also donated for all of those drinky thingys on the East Coast. Fartknocker wants to buy the 1st round and I know how much ya'all drink (hooray Beer!).

Now, on a more serious note, when are we going to have a drinky thingy in Texas? We have excellent bars, guns, women with big hair, tattoos and sometimes hurricanes.

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I did not see Minneapolis on that list. Winter will be here in couple of days...

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