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chascates's avatar

I miss Michele Bachmann's eyes, the kind of eyes that testify that the brain within is totally in the grip of fear that someone different from herself is alive and well in America.

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bobbert's avatar

No, not really.

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bobbert's avatar

Well, you can't very well have a Socialist rebuttal to a Socialist, can you?

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bobbert's avatar

A little more gulping, she might not have so many kids.

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bobbert's avatar

Of course, art class was cancelled back during Ronnie...

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bobbert's avatar

are you confusing her with Who's The Girl?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

GIF caption of the Millennium!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

"... and little Johnny in the back row -- with my magic mirror, I can see also what <i>you're</i> doi... Oh my God!"

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Headline:

GOP USES SOTU RESPONSE TO UNVEIL LATEST VERS. OF SPOKESGYNOID ANIMATRONICS

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>She’s no champ at showing up when she is not giving birth either</i>

I would consider having her not go to work as a feature and not a bug.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

It's amazing how often women flash their bewbs at him, izinit?

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Jared James's avatar

We could have spent the last five years learning that "anything but the black guy" isn't a plan for governing a country, but really, women are so slutty and demandy, who has time to learn anything about governing?

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