Good morning from your Wonkette editor since, oh, 2006. It has been an exciting (terrible?) six years, hasn't it? There was old what's his name, and Iraq, and the Great Recession, and then the sexy president with his singing and dancing all the time. And now your longtime editor will finally stop disappearing for months at a time and officially hand over this Important American Publication to a deserving and talented political writer/editor,
Rebecca will be running Wonkette from her Los Angeles headquarters, until she moves to D.C. (?!) or whatever.
Well, that part was correct -- she did move to "Whatever."