Ugh, they spelled the name of this blog wrong again!It's spelled "Guardian." Anyway, your Wonkette is here at the 2012 Netroots Nation conference in little-who-cares-whatever state Rhode Island, to watch liberals "pop off" about the issues of the day. We've already had a vegetarian wrap for lunch and watched a movie about rape in the military, at the same time, within half an hour of arriving.
The nametags are on a lanyard. So they hang down the front of your shirt. Conference organizers usually try to use large type so the guys are not staring at women's chests trying to read the name. Somewhat awkward at professional meetings. I had some experience with these sorts of things in a previous life.
Shut up, Jim Newell. Rhode Island is awesome. You should go to the Waterfire thingie along the river Saturday. A couple of my college pals developed it.
Jim, you should have registered as James O'Keefe to prove how big blog ID fraud is.
Say "hi" to Megan for the old-timers. And, yes, I remember the waterboarding.
The nametags are on a lanyard. So they hang down the front of your shirt. Conference organizers usually try to use large type so the guys are not staring at women's chests trying to read the name. Somewhat awkward at professional meetings. I had some experience with these sorts of things in a previous life.
My daughter tells me that "Gansett is the new hipster beer, replacing PBR.
I used to live on Federal Hill, across the street from Patriarca's vending machine business. It was known as an extremely safe neighborhood.
Shut up, Jim Newell. Rhode Island is awesome. You should go to the Waterfire thingie along the river Saturday. A couple of my college pals developed it.
Omnichromatic.
Please don't take the blue *acid* or eat anyone's face unless you know they are okay.
Ms. Megan Carpentier: Please, no side boob pics.