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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

She couldn't pay me enough.

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bobbert's avatar

Sorry, Dok. I log into Facebook once a month or so to see if any of my relatives have died. I don't think I know how to "share" anything, and wouldn't do it if I did.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>It has come to our attention that some of you people are “employed” and that you do not actually spend every moment of every day reading Yr Wonkette. </i>

All right, which one of you bastards blabbed?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Searching desperately for the <i>Like</i> button here on my Wonkette.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Anything that is enhanced by the use of finger puppets.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Interestingly though, somehow they <i> all</i> are irrational.

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

I do most of my Wonketteing <i>at</i> work. Isn't that how it's supposed to be done? Are you implying that I should be doing something else while at work? If so, my bosses have some 'splainin to do, as that's not what I signed up for!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

without a doubt

IYKWIM

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

in all fairness though, elves and dwarves have never really gotten along

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Share on FaceDerp? Are you nuts? Just what I want to do, chum the waters so all the people I went to high school with who turned into RWNJs can start foaming at the mouth and create a flame war on my timeline with the people I actually associate with these days- all for the viewing pleasure of the people who hire me and their clients, who I was obligated to engage with on social media to be politically correct. Might as well back that manure truck up to my wall and click <strike>dump</strike> post

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Pinkie Pie can finally measure out a lid

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diogenez's avatar

Well, SOMEONE has the run the library.

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diogenez's avatar

"First Prize was a night of hanging out with John Rocker."

Justin Bieber's night would have gone much better if only he had entered this raffle.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Pay $10 to listen to Sarah Palin? She should be paying *us*.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

is that a .45 in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

pretty bad when you get even Legolas mad enough to take a swing at you

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