It has come to our attention that some of you people are "employed" and that you do not actually spend every moment of every day reading Yr Wonkette. Bizarre though that concept is to us -- after all, we spend a good 12-14 hours a day doing Wonkette things, WHY NOT YOU TOO? -- it occurs to us that we should probably let you know you may have missed some good stuff on Yr. Wonkette in the last week. And so we launch this new Saturday feature in which we point you to the Top Ten stories of the week, as determined by the number of times people "shared" them on
Sorry, Dok. I log into Facebook once a month or so to see if any of my relatives have died. I don't think I know how to "share" anything, and wouldn't do it if I did.
<i>It has come to our attention that some of you people are &ldquo;employed&rdquo; and that you do not actually spend every moment of every day reading Yr Wonkette. </i>
I do most of my Wonketteing <i>at</i> work. Isn&#039;t that how it&#039;s supposed to be done? Are you implying that I should be doing something else while at work? If so, my bosses have some &#039;splainin to do, as that&#039;s not what I signed up for!
Share on FaceDerp? Are you nuts? Just what I want to do, chum the waters so all the people I went to high school with who turned into RWNJs can start foaming at the mouth and create a flame war on my timeline with the people I actually associate with these days- all for the viewing pleasure of the people who hire me and their clients, who I was obligated to engage with on social media to be politically correct. Might as well back that manure truck up to my wall and click <strike>dump</strike> post
She couldn&#039;t pay me enough.
Sorry, Dok. I log into Facebook once a month or so to see if any of my relatives have died. I don&#039;t think I know how to &quot;share&quot; anything, and wouldn&#039;t do it if I did.
<i>It has come to our attention that some of you people are &ldquo;employed&rdquo; and that you do not actually spend every moment of every day reading Yr Wonkette. </i>
All right, which one of you bastards blabbed?
Searching desperately for the <i>Like</i> button here on my Wonkette.
Anything that is enhanced by the use of finger puppets.
Interestingly though, somehow they <i> all</i> are irrational.
I do most of my Wonketteing <i>at</i> work. Isn&#039;t that how it&#039;s supposed to be done? Are you implying that I should be doing something else while at work? If so, my bosses have some &#039;splainin to do, as that&#039;s not what I signed up for!
without a doubt
IYKWIM
in all fairness though, elves and dwarves have never really gotten along
Share on FaceDerp? Are you nuts? Just what I want to do, chum the waters so all the people I went to high school with who turned into RWNJs can start foaming at the mouth and create a flame war on my timeline with the people I actually associate with these days- all for the viewing pleasure of the people who hire me and their clients, who I was obligated to engage with on social media to be politically correct. Might as well back that manure truck up to my wall and click <strike>dump</strike> post
Pinkie Pie can finally measure out a lid
Well, SOMEONE has the run the library.
&quot;First Prize was a night of hanging out with John Rocker.&quot;
Justin Bieber&#039;s night would have gone much better if only he had entered this raffle.
Pay $10 to listen to Sarah Palin? She should be paying *us*.
is that a .45 in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
pretty bad when you get even Legolas mad enough to take a swing at you