We hear that some of you lucky Wonkers out there have "jerbs" and that you actually "work" at them instead of reading Yr Wonkette all day -- or worse, that you may be at a place of employment that doesn't allow you to read Yr Wonkette all day (we would tell you to quit if that is the case, but we
How did you know my boss is JERK? Surely he is the only jerk boss.
Reviewing the past week's events gives me a negative, unhappy worldview. (Reading the comments helps.)
I normally dislike Sarah Silverman, but her performance in that video was pretty good.
I thought it was some round ball player's new first name
I'll have you know, my gang of idiots is pretty unusual.
Still no mention of MG doing his part to prevent global warming by igniting his farts. Methane is serious people!!!!11!
Don Felder libul!!1!
Tyler knew! Turk 182!
I meta joke for this, but then I remembered that the joke here is that comments aren't allowed.