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Dina's avatar

Don't know if anyone has asked this further down, but does Toonces still have a driver's license?

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SerialParkingViolator's avatar

Roberta Flack is indeed the best. That's just a factual fact.

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Blue Willow Woman's avatar

Roberta Flack's vocal performance of The First Time is the single most gorgeous solo performance that I've ever heard. As a sometimes singer myself, it holds place as non plus ultra. I would love to cover it but why? And how could I or anyone even come close to delivering something of equal substance and beauty? Can't be done.

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Darrell Leland's avatar

Sad Opposites Day to you too! Me hate Opposites Day! Worstest day in Bizarro calendar. Me hope you day am terrible and miserable!

Hate,

Bizzaro Darrell

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Ward From Cali's avatar

Robyn, the reason why "The Virgin Queen" is such a big deal to the English is because Elizabeth I deliberately remained unmarried, as a tool of statecraft, to keep England out of the grasp of the Spanish, playing Phillip II's desire to obtain the English crown by marrying her (or a relative) against his impatience to simply seize the throne by force of arms, until the Royal Navy was strong enough to beat a Spanish invasion fleet. In other words, the English people saw Elizabeth's spinsterhood as a sacrifice she made to keep England free.

(*England, in this case. Britain was a place, not a nation or even a concept of a nation until the ascension of the Stuarts unified the crowns of England and Scotland in the same person.)

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Queroloustwo's avatar

IGs? IGs? We don't need no stinking IGs!

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

So Virginia got its name because the Queen was a virgin.

It's a good thing Mark Zuckerberg wasn't the King, or Raleigh would have named it Cucksylvania.

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tim gueguen's avatar

Here's a movie for your Caturday, Neko Ninja. Kagerota is a young ninja at odds with the Kiryu ninja clan. His only companion is an orange cat with a red nose. He thinks the cat is his father, the legendary ninja "red nose" Kenzan, who used the "transformation jutsu" on one of the clan's scrolls to become a cat. And the head of the clan thinks Kagerota knows where the scroll is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luvVmjITfQQ

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The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

Is this another dance party?????

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noname's avatar

No, just another meeting of mansplainers.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

I am actually surprised JD Vance showed up to break the tie in favor of Hegseth.

Because, shortly before she left her Senate office suite VPOTUS Harris had hired me to consult on that suite's decor.

I threw out all the spartan office trappings I found there and repainted the place with pink pastels with light blue trim. I installed a nice stereo system equipped with playlists of smooth jazz mood music. I then brought in a set of sofas covered in rich Corinthian Leather slathered in baby oil. All the wall art featured mostly nude 19th century Parisian sex workers reclining on extremely ample furniture.

I also placed an order to replace those sofas every six weeks. I paid for those replacements in advance. JD's boss may be busy canceling everything Biden did. But JD will not be cancelling that advance order for those sofas.

But I did not count on JD's 'refractory period' being as short as it seems to be.

Oh well. At least I had fun blowing a big hole in his office budget before he showed up.

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LDF's avatar

He wants to provoke a reaction and then get "scared" and impose martial law.

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Lucidamente's avatar

It’s also Sister-in-Law Lucidamente’s birthday, so yay!

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chascates's avatar

In honor of Burns Night here's a reading of his poem 'Cock Up Your Beaver'. As one does.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caq63ZHO0Og

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Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

I forgot I added this to the end of the playlist. Nice touch, past me.

Fat Freddy's Drop Hope (Official Video)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXvZf7TmT3k&list=PL98TrqxA4aqdJ1OImX0NeEHbrTSaRjL3k&index=20

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Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

The playlist used to end with this remix of the first song on the playlist.

Joe Bataan - Chick-A-Boom (Chris Joss Remix)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3Kq7FjHFFY&list=PL98TrqxA4aqdJ1OImX0NeEHbrTSaRjL3k&index=19

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