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A ten-day vacation in Salt Lake City??? What do you even do for ten days in Salt Lake City?

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Sounds pretty much par for the course

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You tabernacle.

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Among that set, days 2-7 are usually spent dealing with salt intoxication after chugging the water on a dare.

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It’s so weird, because he seemed really nice. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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If these people weren't scared to touch nature, I could tell you all about the 8 day tour of Utah and AZ I am planning for next year. It leaves out of SLC.

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https://www.reuters.com/wor...

And that is why he is moving to New Jersey for the summer. Mar-a-Lago closes for the season (odd to close a Florida resort in Summer), and so he’s moving to his Bedminster resort... where he and his can continue to charge the Secret Service full seasonal rates.

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The same thing they do everywhere else? Make nuisances of themselves, meet with fellow criminals, and pretend to be wealthy elite.

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And hope the Angel Meroni doesn’t drop his trumpet again.

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Salt can be fascinating.

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At least the bed bugs were full if they stayed at Trump trash palaces instead of reputable hotels.

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Float in the lake.

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Can we just, like, pause?

And think about this in conjunction with all these hiring nanagers whining who benefited from corporate buybacks after the T***p tax cuts ...?

https://twitter.com/kylegri...

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You know just those morning I was thinking about how Jared and ivanka wouldn't let the us ss use the bathrooms. Fuck all those fuckers forever.

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What will they do without the Secret Servants?

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