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popebuck1's avatar

A ten-day vacation in Salt Lake City??? What do you even do for ten days in Salt Lake City?

Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

Sounds pretty much par for the course

Zonath's avatar

Among that set, days 2-7 are usually spent dealing with salt intoxication after chugging the water on a dare.

OppositeOfOligarch's avatar

It’s so weird, because he seemed really nice. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Diane (catlady)✔☕🥦🥨🎠🦇🏳️‍🌈's avatar

If these people weren't scared to touch nature, I could tell you all about the 8 day tour of Utah and AZ I am planning for next year. It leaves out of SLC.

Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

https://www.reuters.com/wor...

And that is why he is moving to New Jersey for the summer. Mar-a-Lago closes for the season (odd to close a Florida resort in Summer), and so he’s moving to his Bedminster resort... where he and his can continue to charge the Secret Service full seasonal rates.

Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

The same thing they do everywhere else? Make nuisances of themselves, meet with fellow criminals, and pretend to be wealthy elite.

Plucky Purcell's avatar

And hope the Angel Meroni doesn’t drop his trumpet again.

Oblio's Cap's avatar

At least the bed bugs were full if they stayed at Trump trash palaces instead of reputable hotels.

"M"'s avatar

Can we just, like, pause?

And think about this in conjunction with all these hiring nanagers whining who benefited from corporate buybacks after the T***p tax cuts ...?

https://twitter.com/kylegri...

BoogieMama's avatar

You know just those morning I was thinking about how Jared and ivanka wouldn't let the us ss use the bathrooms. Fuck all those fuckers forever.

Crazy Cupcake's avatar

What will they do without the Secret Servants?