If you were too busy losing your entire mind over "grab them by the pussy" yesterday, you might have missed that Wikileaks published what they allege to bepartial transcripts of Hillary's paid speeches to Goldman Sachs and other Wall Street firms. I'll save you the trouble of reading them: Hillary Clinton is going to be the 45th President of the United States, and maybe later in her term, the first CEO of Western Hemispheria Inc., if the vision she outlined in her remarks to Banco Itau comes to fruition (more on this later).