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What, pickled Herring?

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I vote for coke.

Oh, this wasn't a popularity survey?

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Second Amendment successfully verbified. Bravo!

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AR-15. It was that time when he did the miracle of the multiplication of the rounds.

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"They say that that is not typical for the average home."

For the information of a certain demographic -- likely vote for this nutjob -- who might think it is pretty typical.

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Shoot-out is for when you're feeling too lazy for shoot-in.

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I think you have to go to city hall, and demand an application at gunpoint. That's how they know you're qualified.

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A brazillion? That's a lot of trolls.

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This is why you shouldn't drink Coors.

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Maybe when she was younger...

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She's not a real blonde, or as they say ... ... the barrel don't match the stock, if you know what I mean.

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But so much less satisfying.

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AoTK

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Joni Ernst libelz!!11!!!

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"Several times............<i>several</i> times".

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