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The Quirk's avatar

Uh, white kid here, sent home pre-K for biting and being unable to keep my hands to myself. And I'll argue that YES, even Pre-K schools should be allowed to bounce kids who aren't ready to socialize. That's not the same as biting cookies into a gun-shape, or bringing a plastic knife to spread peanut butter on your sammich. Of course, these things require judgement, and as we found out yesterday, using judgement can get your ass sued.

The Quirk's avatar

I believe the Children are our future-- Unless we stop them NOW!

The Quirk's avatar

School is about drumming basic socialization skills into the little bastards and keeping them off the streets until they're 17 or so.

WA Bishop's avatar

Drinkin' vodka time goes hand-in-hand with nap time.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Robert Vernon, is that you?

Lefty Mark's avatar

Well, they don't call it the playPEN for nothing.

Lefty Mark's avatar

You should see the hardened criminals that move up into Pre-K from daycare. Straight up thugs, I tell ya.

PsycWench's avatar

I thought you only got suspended from pre-K for biting.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

To be fair, the strike zone in t-ball is pretty small.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

We used his book all the time. The Vulcan Nerve Pinch was an excellent way of getting the little sucker to take a nap.

PubOption's avatar

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chascates's avatar

So this is why states are going for these 'OK to beat kids bloody' bills.

Capt.Jim's avatar

WTF iffin we dont allow them to be thugs now how in the hell are they going to be sportsball players in the future,gawd damn these folks are stoopid