Guten Morgen, meine Wonkadamen und Wonkaherren! Feeling cheerful about your sportsball brackets so far? Or even more cheerful because you do not follow sportsball? Well, we are here to stop that good feeling, and make you so broody that you crush out your vape pen into your half-finished, tepid mochaccino, because we are srs blog.
Uh, white kid here, sent home pre-K for biting and being unable to keep my hands to myself. And I'll argue that YES, even Pre-K schools should be allowed to bounce kids who aren't ready to socialize. That's not the same as biting cookies into a gun-shape, or bringing a plastic knife to spread peanut butter on your sammich. Of course, these things require judgement, and as we found out yesterday, using judgement can get your ass sued.
Uh, white kid here, sent home pre-K for biting and being unable to keep my hands to myself. And I'll argue that YES, even Pre-K schools should be allowed to bounce kids who aren't ready to socialize. That's not the same as biting cookies into a gun-shape, or bringing a plastic knife to spread peanut butter on your sammich. Of course, these things require judgement, and as we found out yesterday, using judgement can get your ass sued.
I believe the Children are our future-- Unless we stop them NOW!
School is about drumming basic socialization skills into the little bastards and keeping them off the streets until they're 17 or so.
times infinity
Drinkin' vodka time goes hand-in-hand with nap time.
Robert Vernon, is that you?
Well, they don't call it the playPEN for nothing.
You should see the hardened criminals that move up into Pre-K from daycare. Straight up thugs, I tell ya.
I thought you only got suspended from pre-K for biting.
To be fair, the strike zone in t-ball is pretty small.
We used his book all the time. The Vulcan Nerve Pinch was an excellent way of getting the little sucker to take a nap.
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So this is why states are going for these &#039;OK to beat kids bloody&#039; bills.
WTF iffin we dont allow them to be thugs now how in the hell are they going to be sportsball players in the future,gawd damn these folks are stoopid