Bejillionaire Republican Bruce Rauner would very much like to be the next governor of Illinois, and would like everyone to know what a regular, ordinary guy he is. Sure, maybe he occasionally indulges in a few nice things, like a membership in a wine club that costs $100,000
the only saving grace here is that even if he manages to get elected, the rest of the political infrastructure is so blue he won't be able to pull any of that walker crap.
Can't really hold the donation to the high school against him.
I mean, those admissions officers knew that they had this thing that was fucking golden, and they weren't going to just give it up for fucking nothing.
I had never thought of this! Bidding war! Shit, I wish I had worked harder (i.e. was born to wealthier parents), because I would totally fuck with the bajillionaires in that way.
the only saving grace here is that even if he manages to get elected, the rest of the political infrastructure is so blue he won't be able to pull any of that walker crap.
everybody knows madigan is king of illinois.
You should hear what his kids call all of <i>your</i> shitty-ass cars.
<a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=Yl78XMnb8Xw" target="_blank"><i>Baby, I am calling you on that</i></a>
Beijingillionaire? Man the Chinese are gettin&#039; <i>close</i> now.
&quot;Minimum wage? Ah, fuck, I know this one. . . Can you give me a hint?&quot; -Candidate Rauner
Can&#039;t really hold the donation to the high school against him.
I mean, those admissions officers knew that they had this thing that was fucking golden, and they weren&#039;t going to just give it up for fucking nothing.
Oh, and automatic waivers from overtime, meal and rest breaks, etc.
He&#039;s just your average Joe. Okay, &quot;average&quot; when compared to Bill Gates or Richard Branson. But still average.
Well I got unicycle so I should be Captain of the Universe.
I just hope he pardons Rod Blagojevich so he can again contribute to the rich fabric that is Wonkette.
<strong>Rauner</strong> <i>immediately after ad shoot</i>: This khaki is chafing me. And get this ridiculous plaid off me.
âªWalk right in, it&#039;s around the back, Just a half a mile from the railroad track . . .â«
That van looks a lot more professional since he removed the hand written &quot;FREE CANDY&quot; sign and took the tin foil off the windows.
Bats, lots and lots of bats
I had never thought of this! Bidding war! Shit, I wish I had worked harder (i.e. was born to wealthier parents), because I would totally fuck with the bajillionaires in that way.
Only fine corinthian leather boots on my neck, please!