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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

When Zimmerman decided to stalk, He made Trayvon stop in his walk "I don't care what you saw, I'm not breaking the law" BLAM BLAM BLAM Die motherfucker BLAM BLAM. um ... talk.

The Quirk's avatar

Well, he certainly picked up the harder object.

SullivanSt's avatar

Not a good move with this SCOTUS.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

how come when the bad guys shoot at superman he just stands there and lets the bullets bounce off his chest, but when they throw the empty gun at him he ducks?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

take my client, please...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it ain't easy being green

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Knock Knock

Who's not all there?

SullivanSt's avatar

Getting all high and mighty, eh? Paved paths not good enough for you eh?

Incoming Ham's avatar

I don't get it, that joke just *kills* in the Poconos.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Look at what he's STANDING ON FOR GOD'S SAKE!!" *BLAM*

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Remember how effective that argument was for going to war in Iraq?

"Facing clear evidence of peril, we cannot wait for the final proof -- the smoking gun -- that could come in the form of a Ready Mix bag."

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

This is why Standing Your Ground™ always involves guns.

Because the GROUND IS A DEADLY WEAPON

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Mobsters used "concrete shoes" to kill people.

I REST MY CASE

lljktechnogeek's avatar

That knock-knock joke was going around during the OJ Simpson trial, and George Zimmerman doesn't have nearly enough bady fitting gloves or low-speed chases in white Broncos to be worthy of ripping off THAT media circus.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>Trayvon Martin armed himself with the concrete sidewalk and used it to smash George Zimmerman’s head </i>

If he had prevailed, the headline would have been "Teenager Defends Self From Armed Stalker". Or "Visiting Teen Stands His Ground". Or "Teen Forced to use Sidewalk in Life/Death Struggle".

HA HA HA. As if. Trayvon would already be tried and convicted.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

After that joke was delivered a loud thump was heard which was Zimmerman’s head hitting the desk top.