Zingers! Zingers! Who will be the first to make one? Who will have better ones? Will the entire debate be nothing but an endless series of zingers, each zingier than the next? Will Jim Lehrer be forced to stand up, pound his desk, and scream “The next candidate to make a zinger loses 30 electoral votes right fucking now” at Obama and Romney? Mystery guest bloggers Ken Layne and Jim Newell will let you know, back here, at 8: 30 p.m.! But first, zingers!
ZingFest 2012 Is Almost Upon Us
No, no, he is become Death, the Destroyer of Debates.
All the way down.
Tiger got the golf clap on that hole?
Well, I saw what you did there.
I'll thank you now. Well, I guess it's later, now. O screw ...
Oh, hell.
Bruuuuuuuuuuce!
Marriott, natch.
You are really good at this. I now realize I didn't spend enough time chatting with you in SF.
Don't pretend you've forgotten Waggs.
Gianelli Grenache here.
Beat me (off) to that.
It has been a while. Welcome back.
So the Sunday news shows will be about how much their night out cost the taxpayer?
i believe we have trolls a-lurking.
I'm guessing East Coast Jim will lead off with Desert Dweller Ken closing up shop?
HA! we are having chili dinner.
i have already cracked the cab...