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only if you're a lousy shot. otherwise, plenty of holes, no waiting...

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My guitar wants to kill your mama My guitar wants to kill your mama My guitar wants to burn your dad I get real mean when it makes me mad

(happy mothers day!)

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That's some sick ass shit right there.

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actually, I wouldn't want to see it happen despite the schadenfreude because it'd still be wrong. But carry the thought experiment further- picture a bunch of left wingers with a bleeding Reagan doll and the ensuing shitstorm from the right. Better yet, picture a bunch of Muslins shooting at a bleeding Christ doll hanging from a cross down range...

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The certainly have enough holes in them. Hell, all the gun buddies can get a poke in using the fake blood as lube and talk about how wise the founding fathers were. It's the American Way.

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I can't watch the video. He really didn't say that, did he?

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You guys. One day we must share a beer or two. Nice, nice very nice.

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Bruce Campbell?

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Didn't Kirk have a green girlfriend? In any event, I've yet to hear these morons explain why their practice targets need to bleed.

This whole, revolting product line says a lot about the gun-fondler mentality -- and explains why they're worried about the gubmint taking their toys away: because they know they might not pass a mental fitness test.

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what do you think they do once they run out of bullets?

(trick question, they NEVER run out of bullets)

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"Where the fuck are these principled motherfuckers all of a sudden? '

playing Call of Duty

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They've named it after my ex's daughter, so everything's peachy? Mercifully, she's an ocean away and very unlikely to hear about this. I, on the other hand, would be sorely tempted to re-think my opposition to guns if given a chance to use one on the scum responsible. (Just tempted, Editrix. OK?)

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Zombie Industries could have fixed the problem in a better way by making a male Ex for all those violent women and their little daughters to shoot at. A missed opportunity to promote female empowerment.

Because individual empowerment is what the gun industry is all about, right?

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Want to see the shit really hit the fan?

Have the New Black Panthers market a bleeding target doll that looks like Wayne LaPierre...

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From what I've seen, try firing your <i>other</i> gun at the same time. Seems to work for the NRA crowd.

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