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Jeff Ackerman's avatar

I really don't want to see it 6" high.

The Wanderer's avatar

When he was buried, I recommended opening the grave and driving a shaft of leaded iron through his decayed heart and into the rock below to ground out the evil.

eddi_TBH's avatar

Double life size then?

The Wanderer's avatar

There's always the Black Sheep House. "How was it?""Not baaaad."

The Wanderer's avatar

Too narrow. You can't get a melon between them.

Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

They need to stop fucking with Planned Parenthood's funding. Too many women use them for health screenings.

eddi_TBH's avatar

Could be. Trump especially although he is redefining Teflon candidate every day.

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Zaphod Beeblebrox for President - because 2 heads are better than one!

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

I believe the Graveyard vote in Florida is solidly Republican

eddi_TBH's avatar

"We programmed it with every speech, off-the-cuff remark and Death Valley Days intro we could cram in there. It will sound like Reagan and that's all we need."