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Jeff Ackerman's avatar

I really don't want to see it 6" high.

The Wanderer's avatar

When he was buried, I recommended opening the grave and driving a shaft of leaded iron through his decayed heart and into the rock below to ground out the evil.

eddi_TBH's avatar

Double life size then?

The Wanderer's avatar

There's always the Black Sheep House. "How was it?""Not baaaad."

yyyaz's avatar

And prolly drunk.

The Wanderer's avatar

Too narrow. You can't get a melon between them.

Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

They need to stop fucking with Planned Parenthood's funding. Too many women use them for health screenings.

eddi_TBH's avatar

Could be. Trump especially although he is redefining Teflon candidate every day.

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Zaphod Beeblebrox for President - because 2 heads are better than one!

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

I believe the Graveyard vote in Florida is solidly Republican

eddi_TBH's avatar

"We programmed it with every speech, off-the-cuff remark and Death Valley Days intro we could cram in there. It will sound like Reagan and that's all we need."