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Jeff Ackerman's avatar

I really don't want to see it 6" high.

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The Wanderer's avatar

When he was buried, I recommended opening the grave and driving a shaft of leaded iron through his decayed heart and into the rock below to ground out the evil.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Double life size then?

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Bring out your shoes...

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The Wanderer's avatar

There's always the Black Sheep House. "How was it?""Not baaaad."

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yyyaz's avatar

And prolly drunk.

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The Wanderer's avatar

Too narrow. You can't get a melon between them.

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Bozi Will Remember 1-6-2021's avatar

They need to stop fucking with Planned Parenthood's funding. Too many women use them for health screenings.

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Michael R's avatar

The 2020 nominee ... http://i899.photobucket.com...

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Could be. Trump especially although he is redefining Teflon candidate every day.

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Zaphod Beeblebrox for President - because 2 heads are better than one!

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

I believe the Graveyard vote in Florida is solidly Republican

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eddi_TBH's avatar

"We programmed it with every speech, off-the-cuff remark and Death Valley Days intro we could cram in there. It will sound like Reagan and that's all we need."

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