Zoom Function Is Rosetta Stone Of Sarah Palin's Hand

Here is a close-up of Sarah Palin's new temporary tattoo. It raises so many more questions than it answers, technically! The Huffington Post did an impression of journalism and has now bequeathed unto the world revelations about what specifically those words are, namely "Energy," "Tax," "Lift American Spirits," and "Budget cuts." This information will amass even greater relevance when the New York Times reveals that it is an anagram for "RSVP for David Paterson Key Party." [ Huffington Post ]