Pack It In Ladies, This Incredible Douche Has Determined That Feminism Has FAILED


After many years spent tracking the worst men of the internet, I am pleased and practically astounded to report that I have found the world's biggest douchebag. Sure, there are others that are more evil, more violent, and perhaps even those who are more misogynistic. But there is an undeniable special something about creepy misogny coming out of the mouth of an American Psycho wannabe looking dude who is going around pretending he is way more famous than he is that just elevates the pure douchieness of it all. It is almost magical.

There I was, innocently scrolling through my Feedly, when what did mine eyes see but a headline reading...

Feminism has Failed; Virtually Every Aspect of the Feminist Movement has Backfired, Says Noted Author Stefan Aarnio

Oh, my.

It was not a real article, mind you. It was on PRWeb, a site where they just publish press releases -- this one being an interview with the "Noted Author" himself (as you all surely know, "Noted Author" is a thing "Noted Authors" are always calling themselves). According to a Medium article I found in which he talks about poverty like a douchebag, Aarnio is a "Serial Entrepreneur, Real Estate Investor, Author, Real Estate Coach, Real Estate Developer, Public Speaker, App Developer and Artist."

And yes, I checked, and I have twice the amount of Twitter followers as he has.

Not gonna lie, this is my faaaaaavorite kind of internet douchebag. The only thing that would make this more delicious would be if he were also selling Orgone and/or had several music videos in which he raps. We all have our things.

So let's dig in to this definitely real interview with this obviously famous person, shall we?

1. Why do you say feminism has failed? What examples do you have for this claim?
Answer: Where do I begin? Before the feminist movement, women got to stay in a safe home and live a life of leisure and later raise children in that home. Today millions of women have to go to work. Tomorrow millions more might be drafted and possibly get killed. "Prior to feminism, the closest women got to that level of danger was watching vicariously at other people's messed up lives on Soap Operas while they continued to live safe, protected lives at home while their husbands were working and doing whatever was necessary to protect his family and tribe."

Right out of the gate, Aarnio shows us that he is a HISTORY GENIUS. First came soap operas, and then came feminism, in that order. Mary Wollenstonecraft was reportedly a very big fan of Days of Our Lives. And certainly, staying home and living a life of leisure was an option to all women (pre-feminism!), who also never encountered any kind of danger.

Just a picture of the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire, for no particular reason

The genius continues:

3. What's wrong with having women serve in the military?
Answer: Think about it. You'll figure out the answer. If I had a choice between having my wife's body come back dead in a body bag vs. having her at home and vibrant and very much alive, I'd choose the latter not the former.

Whereas I, a woman, prefer my husbands dead.

Cell Block Tango

But we must ask -- has the masculinity failed? Stefan contends that no, the masculinity can never fail. Because the masculinity is being a gentleman. And who can argue with that?

4. A counter-argument can be made the masculinity has failed with there being a huge backlash toward 'toxic masculinity.' What do you have to say about that?

Answer: There is nothing wrong with true masculinity that includes being a gentlemen to feminine ladies (not feminists), where a man puts his life on the line for his woman and his tribe. True masculinity includes being a moral, thoughtful man. Feminists have done their level best to repel gentlemen.

5. In your book, "Hard Times Create Strong Men," you describe what being a strong man looks like. Is it mostly about muscle and machismo or is there more to it?

Answer: There's far more to be a truly strong man than meets the eye. For starters, as I said, a strong man is a moral man. To be strong, when you make a promise you need to keep it, and that especially goes for marriage vows. Throughout history, Masculinity has always been about power, while femininity has been about morality.

When power and morality come together, that is the whole package. A man in his base state is primal like a wild beast, but when you add morality you get a really well-rounded man, something more than a wild beast. A good and feminine woman can soothe the savage beast.


I gotta tell you people, I have read a lot of arguments against feminism in my time -- but after reading this extremely convincing interview with this noted author and obviously famous person, I am rethinking my ways. It's just so convincing!

Now, you all know I'm gonna be looking for his art later (please god let there be a music video), but it is about that time. So I am out of here and leaving you all to not comment amongst yourselves in this, your OPEN THREAD.

How often would you like to donate?

Select an amount (USD)

Robyn Pennacchia

Robyn Pennacchia is a brilliant, fabulously talented and visually stunning angel of a human being, who shrugged off what she is pretty sure would have been a Tony Award-winning career in musical theater in order to write about stuff on the internet. Previously, she was a Senior Staff Writer at Death & Taxes, and Assistant Editor at The Frisky (RIP). Currently, she writes for Wonkette, Friendly Atheist, Quartz and other sites. Follow her on Twitter at @RobynElyse

Donate with CC

Once upon a time... about ten years ago, a group of entirely ridiculous men burst onto the scene wearing stupid hats and telling men that wearing stupid hats and telling men that walking up to women in bars and insulting ("negging") them would get them laid. This did not last long, as women also had televisions and computers and were completely aware of these tricks as well, so when some ass came up to us in a bar and said "Hey, nice nails, are they real?" we would laugh and laugh and loudly announce "Oh my god, this guy just tried to neg me! Can you believe that shit? HEY EVERYONE, THIS GUY JUST TRIED TO NEG ME!" and then refer to him as "Mystery" the whole night.

Most of the men who tried that shit only did so a few times before realizing that it wasn't going to work, and thus moved on to other things. Perhaps things that did not involve furry hats and coming off as a huge creep. We may never know, because I would assume that those who tried it are now extremely embarrassed and would never, ever admit to this to us.

Still, there were a few men willing to eat that shit up, as well as some grifters willing to take advantage of that. Said grifters tended to be extremely misogynistic and seemed more like they were teaching men how to be as despised by women as they were than teaching them how to actually be liked by women.

Some of them, like Roosh V, a creepy weirdo who actually does live in his mom's basement, actively encouraged men to rape women who were intoxicated to the point of being obviously unable to consent.

However, even that branch of the PUA tree is wilting away. Many "self-help" style PUA forums like Nextasf and RSDnation are shutting down or have already shut down. In March, Chateau Heartiste, a batshit crazy PUA turned White Nationalist/Alt-Right blog was shut down by Wordpress. This week, rape advocate Roosh V (whom you may recall once called yours truly a "Wonkette typist/clown face, would not bang") announced that he was renouncing his PUA ways and devoting himself to Jesus. He explained to the forum he manages that he would no longer be allowing anyone to discuss premarital "fornication."

Keep reading... Show less
Donate with CC

'Baby Geniuses' star Jon Voight took to Twitter early this morning to proclaim his undying love for Donald Trump, probably because there is no one left in his life who will listen to him talk about this, or anything else, in person. In this video rant, Voight encouraged members of the Republican Party, whom he apparently thinks are the only real citizens of the United States, to stand by Donald Trump and "acknowledge the truth" that he is the best President since Abraham Lincoln.

Part ONE:

People of the Republican Party, I know you will agree with me when I say our president has our utmost respect and our love. This job is not easy. For he's battling the left and their absurd words of destruction. I've said this once and I'll say this again. That our nation has been built on the solid ground from our forefathers, and there is a moral code of duty that has been passed on from President Lincoln. I'm here today to acknowledge the truth, and I'm here today to tell you my fellow Americans that our country…

Oh no, not our absurd words of destruction!

Part DEUX:

is stronger, safer, and with more jobs because our President has made his every move correct. Don't be fooled by the political left, because we are the people of this nation that is witnessing triumph. So let us stand with our president. Let us stand up for this truth, that President Trump is the greatest president since President Lincoln.

Does Jon Voight not know there have been... other presidents? Can he name them? Because really, it does not sound like it. Does he also not know that a very big chunk of the Republican Party actually does not care very much for Abraham Lincoln? Namely those defenders of Confederate statues that Trump called "very fine people?" Also, did he intentionally diss their beloved Ronald Reagan?

Who can know? Who can even tell what he is trying to say or why he is trying to say it. He doesn't appear to have tweeted much since 2016, so I'm guessing whoever's job it was to keep him from tanking his career quit. Either that... or after filming the seventh season of Ray Donovan, he found out it's going to be canceled or his character is getting killed off or something and he is now free to be a jackass? I don't know, I haven't watched the show, although my parents are very into it and mad that I haven't watched it. Literally all I know about it is that it has something to do with Boston, because they keep mentioning that to me like it's a selling point.

It seems useless at this point to note that the people who scream their faces off about how bad it is for Hollywood celebs to support liberal causes, and how they should keep their politics to themselves, etc. etc. make a way bigger deal than normal people do whenever a Big Time Hollywood Celebrity like Jon Voight or, uh, Scott Baio, supports their cause. Mostly because they're the only ones who have elected a reality TV star and the star of Bedtime for Bonzo (who by the way, also once practically ruined a perfectly good Bette Davis movie with his bad acting. Which is not to say that Dark Victory is not fantastic and probably the best thing to watch if you want to sob your face off, but he was very bad in it.) to run the country.

But we might as well do that anyway, because it actually never stops being funny.

[Jon Voight Twitter]

Donate with CC

How often would you like to donate?

Select an amount (USD)


©2018 by Commie Girl Industries, Inc