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Panda, With a Vengeance

* Yippee kayay, motherfucker. [Express]


* "We have to give captive-bred pandas better survival training, especially combat and defence skills." [Poofygoo]

* Perhaps this glowing DCist review means the bullets have stopped flying at Temperance Hall. [DCist]

* " I don't know how many baby boomers read this (Hi Dad!), but, man, you guys are old." [why.i.hate.dc]

* Today is National Doughnut Day. Get some. [Last Second Thoughts]

* Summer gunfire is here! "These incidents and many more, have been increasing at an alarming rate. The police (whom we call every time there's an incident) have been blaming the nice weather for the increased activity in the streets and gentrification for the loss of drug-dealing territories." [007 in Africa]

* Hilarious driving-in-DC graphs: "HONK HONK! YOU PUSSY!" [Quiet in the Stacks]

* "Guy in Wisconsin shirt, while I was getting home from work, you were stopped in your bike ride trying to put the small fire out in my front yard. You even jumped over the fence! My friend and I would love to take you for a drink, but even if not, you're our hero. Thanks again!" {Missed Connections]

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'Miga and Carlos' by Wonkette Operative 'Chica'

It's Father's Day, which means it's time for Yr Dok Zoom and his son to go to brunch and check out the downtown Boise Father's Day Car Show so we can ooh and ah over the very same Corvettes 'n' Mustangs 'n' lovingly-restored classic cars that are there every year, and I will probably once again point at the '68 Beetle converted to run on electricity and say, "Oh look, a Voltswagen!" Traditions matter. (Kid Zoom is 22, so I may also/instead meet him for cocktails later like grown up human people.)

Don't worry about any deep thoughts on the Meaning of Fatherhood here -- we're just going to enjoy the goofy side of dadding, which as far as I'm concerned is the best thing I've done with my time. Especially since my role model for parenting was the unnamed Dad from "Calvin and Hobbes."

As any fool knows, ice rises to the top of liquids because it's cold, and just wants to be closer to the sun so it can warm up. It's all in the book you get when you become a father.

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