Panic! At the Gum Ball Machine

Terrorists hate our candy, too. Apparently, our latest terrorist threat comes from those cheerful little sidewalk gum ball machines. Wholesome flyover states are sure to be doomed!Where Candy Machines Are Eyed With Suspicion [The New York Times]


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