Ok, Pat Buchanan is, these days, completely irrelevant. And he's so old and crazy that making fun of him is easy pickings. And, frankly, he's been crazier. But at some point last night he transformed into Dennis Hopper in Apocalypse Now, and it's comedy brilliance.

"He should never have gone in! But we are THERE, man!"

Fun fact: Pat taped this segment after attending a Tammy Haddad/Hardball party last night, which is why he's totally drunk!