Patrick Leahy Has a Looooong Memory
If Dick Cheney was capable of regret, he just might be regretting telling Senator Patrick Leahy to "go fuck yourself" in 2004.
Leahy's got a stack of subpoenas on his desk, and they're all going to DoJ and the White House. Not for wars or torture or illegal spying or secret prisons or anything serious, obviously, but that's how these scumbags are finally taken out -- Al Capone for back taxes, Nixon for a "two-bit failed burglary," Hitler for buying a pirated "Baby Einstein" DVD, etc.
Speaking of Nixon, the old crook's beloved White House counsel is doing what he does best: trying to protect a bunch of criminals in the White House. Fred Fielding is threatening to "not allow" the big fish to testify. Leahy snarled that he'd have them all tasered: "Frankly, I don't care whether he says he's going to allow people or not. We'll subpoena the people we want. If they want to defy the subpoena, then you get into a stonewall situation I suspect they don't want to have."