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Patti Solis Doyle Will Now Bankrupt Obama Campaign

Barack Obama's presidential campaign is hiring like CRAYZEE these days, and one of the people they just brought on board is a gal by the name of "Patti Solis Doyle." You might remember her for driving the Clinton campaign into a ditch with herbazillion-dollar donut budget, megawatt smile, and general air of failure. Now she'll bring that same magic to Generation Obama as the chief of staff to the yet-to-be-named VP candidate: a person whose name is almost certain not to rhyme with "Zillary Blinton."


With Solis Doyle running the VP team, there's pretty much no way her ex-friend Hillary will join Obama's ticket, even if asked, which she won't be.

Our girl Patti probably got the job because she is old pals with David Axelrod and Rahm Emanuel and every other Democratic politician from Chicago. Plus there are only so many competent people you can have on a team, and Obama's was pretty much full up.

Former Clinton Campaign Manager Joins Obama Team [The Caucus]

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While the year 2018 will be remembered for a lot of (mostly terrible) things, it should also go down in history as the year two entirely different women got married to ghosts. Most recently, a lady named Amethyst Realm (of course) made headlines by claiming that after having had sex with at least 20 different ghosts, she had finally settled down with one she met on a flight to Australia. As one does.

But before Amethyst Realm, there was Amanda Teague, a former Jack Sparrow impersonator who was very obsessed with Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean, and who in January announced that she had married the ghost of a 300 year-old pirate named Jack Teague. Teague claimed that Jack Teague had been a black Haitian pirate who at one point had been left at the altar, and had been executed for high treason. She also claimed that they had sex -- including a little pregnancy scare -- and that he once bought her a coffee maker.

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Time for another episode of Poppy's Bad Tweets, wherein we answer the eternal question, DOES COMMANDER TWITTER THUMBS HAVE A POINT, OR IS HE JUST SMOCKING CRACK?

(Spoiler alert ....)

Yeah, About That NO COLLUSION...

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