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Morning Wonketariat! Those filthy hippy LIBERAL Nor'Easterners are getting a little SNOWFLAKE so governments are shutting down, but that won't stop us! (Because we don't live there.) Here's some of the things we may be talking about today.


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Dominic Gwinn

Dominic is a broke journalist in Chicago. You can find him in a dirty bar talking to weirdos, or in a gutter taking photos.

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