In their first brilliant act of public service, free-for-all conservative blog RedState.com has announced that "new users may *not* shill for Ron Paul in any way shape, form or fashion." The site's Leon H. Wolf posted the angry memo, which is subtitled "(Life is *REALLY* Not Fair)." Wolf apparently had a 14-year-old girl working the punctuation, because, like, he *really* emphasizes these *Paultards* and their *liberal* *jerkass* *tendencies* with, *like*, *infinity* *asterisks*!

Attention, Ron Paul Supporters (Life is *REALLY* Not Fair) [RedState.com]