November 21, 2007 09:49 AM
Paultards Seize USA Today!
People on the road and in hotels for Thanksgiving tomorrow are sure to check out USA Today en masse, because that's just what you do when you're on the road. As they happily skim through the usual 50-word pieces about new breast cancer research (and 10 billion accompanying pie charts), a full page ad of unusual arrogance, misplaced enthusiasm and opaque references to our Founding Fathers will get in their way. That's right: The Paultard virus has somehow affected the printing presses of USA Today and will insert a full-page ad (PDF) into tomorrow's edition. Discuss.