Perfect Gift For War On Christmas!

Why mommy is a fucked up alien squirrel with no pants - Wonkette

Do you have some Happy Democrats or Sad Republicans on your War On Xmas list? Here's the perfect gift to bum out the former and enrage the latter: Why Mommy Is A Democrat, the timeless story of an alien-squirrel hybrid and its awful nut-sucking spawn. They're Democrats!

The question is Why? Well, they don't like to wear pants, and Democrats make sure this is totally legal, even in Church. And they are illegal space aliens. And they refuse to work, instead spending their days reading this storybook and plotting against white people.

And there's a Holiday (not Christmas) Sale: Buy four copies and Get One Free! Go Democrats!

Why Mommy Is A Democrat []


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