We haven't been thinking about Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson lately, probably because we've been so into these bigot twins that are whining about their HGTV show getting cancelled. Also, they're much more photogenic homophobes than this ZZ Top-looking guy. But don't count Phil out yet. He can still damn gays to hell with the best of them.
Let's check out his Easter sermon, shall we? It was, of course, a beautiful testament to the flawed nature of humanity and Christ's love and haha no it was not.
