Car theft. Rape. Same thing. Get over it. It's Kansas. [Think Progress]

Do you have naughty dreams at night about organizing Jonah Goldberg's collection of Star Trek dolls (from tallest to shortest, not alphabetically)? Or perhaps being K-Lo's little spoon? Intern with the National Review! Comes with a modest stipend. Previous "gimp experience" would be lovely. [The Corner]

Uh-oh, someone found the socialist literature Michelle Obama hid under her mattress! [Matt Yglesias]

Please support this very important initiative that would give MLK Day the pizazz it so desperately needs. [AMERICAblog]