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In a nearly 100-page report obtained by GQ, Mayor Svante Myrick will propose replacing the city's current 63-officer, $12.5 million a year department with a "Department of Community Solutions and Public Safety" which would include armed "public safety workers" and unarmed "community solution workers," all of whom will report to a civilian director of public safety instead of a police chief. Under the proposal, all current officers would have to re-apply for a position with the new department.

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The vaccines are working "spectacularly"! — BBC

Here, have so many numbers! (MedPageToday) Or let Vox splainer it more splainerly. (Vox)

Hold onto your asses, the Supreme Court is about to hear two more voting rights cases, ugh, I can't even read it, too scary. — Ian Millhiser at Vox

Texas energy companies get exactly what they want. (ProPublica)

Or they'll just take the money and run. (Full story at Texas Tribune)


US Postmaster General Louis DeJoy personally ordered overtime cuts. Then he lied about it to Congress. (CREW)

Rudy Giuliani dodged process servers for a week, because he is a sneaky little rat man. — NY Daily News

Lauren Underwood is the future. Thank you, Elle!

When Guy Partnerman and Lady Millionaire purchased a brownstone in the most Brooklyn-themed neighborhood of Brooklyn, there was only one drawback: the home was too beautiful. "Translation of a New York Times real estate article for those living without a trust fund." (McSweeney's)

Well best weed journalist cool guy Donnell Alexander may have interviewed Trump (Trump hung up on him) and Barbara Ehrenreich (she didn't), but I once interviewed Cheech & Chong and Tommy Chong asked if I was related to Bob Schoenkopf, my dad's cousin, and said they went to high school together and Bob Schoenkopf was his hero for smacking a priest. So HA Donnell Alexander! (My Grasslands)

Hey remember that South Dakota AG that killed a dude? Well the report's out, and even Kristi Noem wants his ass to resign. WITCH HUNT! (Talking Points Memo)

DID YOU KNOW about all the wives and girlfriends who accused My Pillow guy Mike Lindell of beating holy hell out of them? (He, obviously, denies it.) I did not, so here's a story I missed last month. (MinnesotaReformer) And now that his ass got sued by DominionMatic, the Reformer would like to recall the time Lindell declared "fake bankruptcy" to get out of a lawsuit. This fucking guy. (MinnesotaReformer again!)

Almost none of these kitchen organizers seem like good ideas, they mostly seem like garbage! (Salon)

You want to see where I'm taking my family todayrow for my FORTY-EIGHTH (!!!!) birthday on Thursday? I'm so excited! (It was fewer moneys when I rented it.) — VRBO

And I will bake the shit out of this Earl Grey lemon blueberry cake with the girls. (PunchFork)

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