Pix Or GTFO: San Francisco Wonkers Throwing Up On Their Shoes Probably
Or maybe that was just me. Just kidding, I did not throw up on my shoes. OR DID I? Portland, time to beat your liver into submission TOMORROW, SATURDAY, at Base Camp Brewing. We don't know, you're on the Internet, look it up. Then Sat., Sept. 27, we will be at the Rhino Room in Seattle, like 6 p.m., whatever, we are maybe not at our freshest today. Here's some pictures, of the people. Many were taken by Glasspusher. Some were taken by Shypixel. Others just sort of showed up. People may identify themselves in the comments if they so choose, but also we named the pictures this time, so there's that.
Oh wait, some other things: I don't know why I am crying in the picture with your executive editor, Kaili Joy Gray, except that I am #sloppysloppy and also a bunch of Wonkers gave me a card about how bebes esta milagros because of how I am going to be a grandmother (!). Second, I am on Shypixel's lap because I guess he is my boyfriend now apparently. Third, Sorosbot and Misstaken are, to my knowledge, Wonket's first Commenter Love Story, mazel tov! Fourth, one of these pictures is of my brother, CommieBro, whom you love. Fifth, at least two of these pictures involve Live Upfisting Action.
Also, Lauren the bartender at the Sycamore was terrifically terrific, and you should all go there and give her money. Too, you can give me money, because I keep accidentally spending it all on your goddamn beers.
Okay, good post.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.