Who says a Christmas tree is incapable of being kosher? The Jerusalem Rabbinate, that's who. [Matt Yglesias]

Mike Enzi gives the Senate health care bill a big fat F because when he asks for 3,000 pages double-spaced in 12 point Times New Roman, he is not looking for 2,074 pages in Helvetica. That's an incomplete assignment. [Think Progress]

Save the SEALs from being bludgeoned to death by Robert Gates and other cruel poachers! Please sign the petition. [RedState]

Sarah Palin deploys the Royal We in a super secret sexy nipple-hardening note to Michele Bachmann. [TPM]

Andrew Sullivan's swimsuit calendar/coffee table book has sold out! And the War on Christmas continues. [The Daily Dish]