The holidays are a time when you get together with your family, drink too much and argue about politics because there's still nothing good on TV. For instance, my grandfather doesn't think we at Wonkette make fun of Hillary Clinton enough and that we're a little mean to Ron Paul. Is my grandpa a Paultard? Is it too early to start drinking? Who are you embarrassed to admit that your family members plan to vote for? A completely anonymous end-of-the-workday poll, after the jump.

Happy holiday arguing!