June 02, 2006 04:27 PM
Poll Results: Gore is a Machine, but Presumably One That Burns Clean
Congrats to Al Gore, for cementing his preordained victory in the '08 primaries with his victory in yesterday's poll. Though we voted for Kucinich (hot new wife, guys!), we understand the powerful appeal of a movie star.
Start writing those checks, Soros -- this guy's a winner!
Earlier:Wonkette Poll: Who Most Often Rehearses What They'll Do to America?