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Poll Results: Katherine Harris Is Like a Velvet Glove Cast in Iron

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The results are in: the Katherine Harris campaign, still bleeding staff and now accusing talk show hosts of murder, most resembles classic Russ Meyer exploitation jiggle-fest/subversive empowerment fantasy Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill! Katy is apparently one -- or all -- of the murderous go-go dancers, intent on getting all they can from a man's world, doomed to be betrayed by the establishment.

Meanwhile: As she goes under the knife to remove an "ovarian mass" today, Harris faces fun new charges of corruption/incompetence. After pledging to spend her inherited fortune on her Senate campaign, she used $100 grand of campaign donations to renovate her "historic home in Washington, D.C."

Harris Used Contributions for Home Improvement [Palm Beach Post]

Earlier: Wonkette Poll: Whatever Happened to Representative Harris?

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