Poor Crackers Over At Stormfront Reduced To Lowly Pledge Drive/Mommyblogging In Effort To Keep Hate Alive


It's hard out there these days for America's once proud population of deranged racists. They made the mistake of getting their hopes up that the nice Mormon fellow might finally boot the "boy" out of the White House, only to be miserably crushed by the combined forces of New Black Panther Party and Nate Silver with his gay jewish wizardry. Now this once proud group of lunatics is reduced to watching traditional homesteads of white intransigence like the city of Memphis desecrate the memorials of great Klansman like Nathan Bedford Forrest, or professional Wrestling premiere their new Tea Party villain character.

To make matters worse it now looks like the once formidable clearinghouse of assholes known as is suffering from a cash crunch. Apparently the vanguard of White Nationalism and Aryan Supremacy is being laid to waste by the tyrannical Jewish Conspiracy of decreased server capacity. (WARNING: unless otherwise specified all subsequent links are to a fucking White Power website, so click wisely.) Here is Stormfront founder Don Black channeling NPR in asking for help:

Thanks to you, we are beginning badly needed server upgrades, which will make our site faster and more resistant to the daily denial of service attacks from anti-Whites. We've had the same servers for well over 2-1/2 years, even reducing server capacity in February 2011 to cut costs.....

As most of you know, I hate begging for money. But, unlike other large websites and radio programs, we have no paid advertising. Nor do we get government or corporate grants. And we don't have a tax exempt endowment fund with over $200 million, like the anti-White Southern Poverty Law Center (aka the "Poverty Palace"). We have no financial reserves, and we frequently fall short of our modest monthly fundraising goal.....

Many of our visitors are regulars, many are just curious or sometimes even hostile, but many others are new people seriously looking for answers. We hope to keep access open to guests....

But with our success come bills. Big, scary bills which must be paid every month. I've reduced our monthly server costs to $2542 (invoice here). This is the minimum configuration necessary to keep this very busy board running and provide some protection against denial of service attacks, but we will need to upgrade in the future, particularly if we provide Youtube-like video hosting......

Mind you that Stormfront's interface looks like it hasn't been updated since Geocities was a relevant platform, now they want to fast forward into 2005 and premiere a "Whites Only" Youtube (ostensibly to share kitty videos that ONLY feature kitlers).

There are many other variable expenses, including new and upgraded hardware and software, monthly Internet bandwidth charges, expanding Stormfront radio, along with other multimedia projects, publishing our printed newspaper and, when necessary, legal bills. Unlike the two "non-profit" organizations I mentioned above, whose staff get six figure salaries, nobody here gets paid. Contributions are used only for expenses. This is a labor of love....

An unapologetically vicious hate site run by a former Klansman uses the phrase "labor of love" to describe what they do. And they say that we live in a post-ironic society.

We are not a commercial site. We don't sell merchandise, and businesses are afraid to advertise with us. We are entirely dependent upon your contributions to survive.

Damn, so even the mighty Stormfront is somehow missing the boat on that (link SFW) magical blog minimum revenue of $50,000 a month, and they don't even have access to a mug or panty wholesaler to sell their hilarious Joe Biden fan art. What is wrong with America when even the friendly neighborhood neo-nazi can't sell ad space to Newsmax?

But just in case your cold cold heart hasn't felt a twinge of sadness for these honkys, they have also been rejected by those discriminating bastards over at PayPal:

Unfortunately, we do not have a Paypal account. Paypal's owners are virulently anti-White and have canceled all our accounts. They've even called and harassed our contributors for "supporting hate." If you must use Paypal, you can get one of their debit cards and use it as a credit card.

By now you might be asking: why should today's hate monster really donate to Stormfront these days? Their content is pretty much just recycled Fox Nation crap, and being a top commenter on the site just doesn't carry the same prestige as getting multiple "likes" over at whatever nasty shit the Daily Tucker is saying about Trayvon Martin this week. In truth the key to Stormfront's survival rests entirely on its community members and their tangentially hate-related hobbies.

Stormfront offers its users a myriad of lifestyle advice for the discerning peckerwood, such as this "Terrific Pina Colada Workout Smoothie" recipe (warning, it contains dirty foreigner "thai" coconut milk, which might offend the Christian Identity folks who keep Nazi-Kosher):

There are also long boring ass posts about "culture", like whether car rims are "vile expressions of negrituide" (LEOPOLD SENGHOR LIBEL) or are perhaps acceptable in some instances (perhaps on the General Lee?). Fantasy fans might be attracted to this 24 page thread just on the Lord of the Rings, which includes a indepth discussion about whether the story of Arwen and Aragorn functions as a "Race Mixing Warning", or the less cerebral "what would happen to the shire if a load of blacks showed up."

However their "homemaking" category could use some help. This poor (and obviously confused) user has been waiting for almost a week for a response to her simple request for "ethnic lullabies" on the net's most famous White Power site:

But don't think that Stormfront is failing the youngest generation of racists. Plenty of new age Magda Goebbels' are on the site asking about prenatal vitamins, cloth diaper cleaning techniques, and food ingredients to avoid (turns out that Nazi's prefer organic meat too). Basically Stormfront is killing yur Wonket in the mommy blogging department.

So don't fret just yet about the doom of the internet's oldest and most embarrassing outpost for our insane uncles and future spree killers. Their immediate future might be unsure right now, but given that Don Black's politics are almost indistinguishable from some members of the US Senate (SFW) at this point his little engine of hate is sure to keep on chugging along.


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Robbin Young. Fair use so we can all see the boob picture she sent to her 12 true loves.

Robbin Young starred in the Roger Moore masterpiece For Your Eyes Only as the seventh female lead, "Girl in Flower Shop." She also starred in a bunch of Playboys, and the DM's of a humble Romanian hacker who stole her heart. But he was not a humble Romanian hacker, he was 12 Russian military intelligence officers in a trench coat. And now Young has shared those DMs and pictures of her buzzies with the Sun, because that's the one that's fookin' classy.

See how she loved! See how Guccifer ghosted her ass! See how she loves him (them) still! See how she was all up in Seth Rich and shit! (We think Young's judgment might not be awesome.) Also she wrote this "erotic poem," and we're going to need you to read it.

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And now it is time for your weekly reminder that in the Trump era, FUCKING APESHIT OUTRAGE WORKS.

On Monday, Donald Trump, the transactional president who for some godforsaken reason sees Vladimir Putin has his one true father, discussed making an Art Of The Deal with Russia that involved letting Robert Mueller interrogate the Russian spies who hacked America in 2016 (with Russian supervision, of course, in Russia) in exchange for sending Putin whichever American citizens hurt Putin's poor fragile butthurt pansy-ass feelings the past several years. One of Putin's targets is Michael McFaul, the former ambassador to Russia, whom Putin just hates. Hillary Clinton isn't on the official list yet, but give it a few weeks.

On Wednesday, Sarah Huckabee Sanders looked at reporters and told them Trump's people were considering the idea, but hadn't decided yet, because it's so hard for the Trump administration to decide how many treasons to do per week.

But hooray! The White House has decided that, after literally every American with a patriotic bone in his or her body said, "THE FUCK YOU SAY," they will not send Americans to Putin's gulag after all. The Washington Post reports:

The White House announced Trump's opposition Thursday as the Senate prepared to vote on a resolution telling the president not to honor Putin's request, which would have exposed former U.S. ambassador Michael McFaul, among others, to Russian questioning.

"It is a proposal that was made in sincerity by President Putin, but President Trump disagrees with it," White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders said in a statement.

Oh my fucking Lord, Shuckabee, did you really type that Putin's offer was "sincere," or did Donald grab the statement after you finished with it and add those words in illiterate Sharpie in the margins, along with "DOES NOT MEAN PUTIN IS NOT MY BEST FRIEND" and "NO COLLUSION"?

By the way, that resolution passed the Senate with flying colors:

WOMP WOMP, Trump! Sorry American freedom and democracy stepped all over your dick again! Guarantee it's gonna happen again! Go fuck yourself! Enjoy the 48 Big Macs you have for dinner tonight! Don't talk directly into the soccer ball Putin gave you, 'less you want it to talk back to you in Russian!

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